You can't win 'em all

You know, I blame myself for this horrible ending.

I could have been a better person. I could have been a better fan.

It must be punishment for all the bad things I do.

For example:

1. Those tags on electrical appliances and pillows... the ones that say "DO NOT REMOVE." I remove them.

2. Bootleg movies... I've been known to have a few.

3. Burned CDs... uh, don't get me started.

4. I will on occasion snatch a grape from the produce section at the grocery store.

5. I've sneaked into a 2nd movie once before.

6. Y'all remember the Blockbuster movie post. Never did return that movie.

7. There there was the whole selling crack to middle school kids a couple of years back.

8. Not going to church more often (but doesn't it count when you watch it on tv?).

9. Change lanes without using my signal. (I try really hard not to, but sometimes... it just happens.)

10. And finally, my worst transgression... you know those name/address labels that you get in the mail from those little non-profit African Orphanages who are just trying to make a few extra bucks to feed little Poo-tang or Olivia... yeah, I keep those. And use them. And I've yet to send one cent.

I'm a horrible horrible person!!!!

And now because of me and because of all these things, my beloved Spurs have had their season cut so abruptly... breaking my heart in the process. It's all so sad.