All I can say is...

I hope there isn't a hidden camera somewhere inside my office.

I can only assume there isn't tho.

I mean. With the... uhm... "stuff" I've done in here while I was alone - there is no way I'd still be working here if they ever found out.

No. Way.

And no... I'm not referring to anything sexual.

In fact, you're sick for thinking that!!! And if you didn't think that... well, now you're sick because you just did!

Hmmm... let me see if I can remember all the things I've done in my office when I was alone.

I've changed clothes. Like completely changed clothes.

Done my nails.

Watched a couple of DVDs.

Adjusted "the girls". Etc. You know - all the things you do when you're think alone (EXCEPT for THAT!).

BTW - most of this was done AFTER work hours. So no harassing me for being a bad employee. I work my ass off here.

Anyway, bottom line, I'm pretty grateful there isn't a camera here.

Of course... ya never know!