Monday, June 19, 2006

That's just nasty

I went to the grocery store the other day to buy my weekly foodage and was walking down an aisle when I was hit by a huge wave of disgust.

I had come to a certain section of the aisle that is quite well known.

Ah yes, I'm talking about the canned tuna section. Ever notice how the selection is always so vast.

Usually I stick to "my kind", but on occasion I'll venture out and try something new.

However, what I CAN promise you I will NEVER try is... "Tuna in oil".

In fact, the thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

No... no... I'm not joking. That's not your cue to chuckle and say "Oh Thatgirl7278, the things you say. Ha ha ha ha ha."... I'm serious bitches. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Damn you tuna in oil.

I mean. Come on! WHO BUYS THAT SHIT?!?

Why is it still on the shelves?

The idea of canned tuna fish sitting in oil in a can for weeks, months, maybe even years... UGH! That is so friggin' nasty.

And there are SHELVES of it. Mountains after mountains of this disgusting crap.

So gross.

2 comments:

Sassy said...

You might as well just rub it all over your ass, cuz thats where it would go.
Tuna in oil is nasty, next they will be selling sandwich meats douced in oil. Erlack!

Anonymous said...

that is hilarious...i just had tuna in water today...and i have thought about trying the oil kind...just to see what it is like and well...it has too many calories!