An excerpt from Thatgirl7278's 189 Lessons on Life (as yet unpublished, but hey, ya never know!).
#173
They say (quick interjection: who the hell is "THEY"? Do "they" even exist? Because normally "they" are full of shit! And you can tell "them" I said so.) that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Hmmph.
I say, Bullshit!
In fact it's not through his stomach at all. I think I'd even go so far as to say that it is not his stomach, nor is it showing genuine concern, nor being sincerely honest, nor even being a good friend. Apparently the way to a man's heart is by playing hard to get, telling half-truths and ultimately breaking his heart.
Which ironically, if you asked the last couple of guys I went out with, those are exactly the same ways to MY heart.
Oh - maybe I'm being a little over-dramatic with the heart-broken part, but I think you get where I'm going with this.
Anyway, I guess I've got a lot to learn.
Did you?
3 comments:
My mom says the way to a man's heart is through deviled eggs, Did you make him deviled eggs?
Dating sucks! But hang in there, the right one comes along when you aren't looking. Or so they say. . . .
:)
Oh, I'll be alright... I'm just waiting for the nausea to subside. Kind of a new one for me.
Ohh men can be such jerks all confusing and such. I always thought a way to a man's heart was his stomach too...damn! That and sex.
Keep your chin up babe! All the best.
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