I was introduced to this charming nickname the other day. And, uhm, by "introduced" I mean someone told me about it.
Apparently it is a nickname for a guy who orgasms too quickly. And by "too quickly", I mean, before me!
This is an interesting situation for sure.
Both interesting in concept and in reaction.
First off. The actual situation. I mean, surely it's happened to almost every guy at some point in his sexual history. So then we really shouldn't make it a big deal. Point being guys - there is no need to be embarrassed. Altho if you happen to become embarrassed, you can always make it up to us by making sure that we have such an amazing orgasm, we completely forget you've finished before us.
And on the other side of the coin; ladies, I urge you to consider/assume this... you must be awesome in bed if your partner could not control himself.
At least that's how I feel.
Next, we have the reaction. What do you say to your male partner when this sort of thing happens to occur? You could always go with the cliche... "Oh babe. Don't worry. It happens to all guys."
While I don't think this really helps much, it IS something to go with.
Of course, then there's MY approach...uhm, assuming it's happened to me... which it hasn't (riiiight).
You see, I just pretend it didn't happen.
How? You ask.
Oh. I have my ways...
Me: La-la-la-laaaaa. (WHAT THE?!?!? ARE YOU FRICKIN' KIDDIN' ME?!?!?!) *cue big fake smile* Yes. Yes. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Guy: (Heeeeeeeey. I don't think she noticed!) You're awesome Thatgirl7278.
Me: La-la-la-laaaaa. Thanks. So are you!
Think about it. If you don't say anything, maybe he won't know that you know/noticed. Course, in many cases it's impossible not to, but I think we can play dumb (clearly, as seen above) every once and awhile. If for no other reason than to be nice.
Besides, it's either that or you could do my BACKUP (when it's IMPOSSIBLE to ignore) and just give him a simple pat on the back. It's kind of like a "Awww babe. You're still a stud to me!" sort of maneuver.
Either way, it's a sticky (heh) situation, but one easily worth overcoming (heh); all in the pursuit of a good orgasm.
On a personal note: Are there any ladies out there who have ever been so sexually frustrated that they have found themselves taking a second glance at those few perfectly proportioned cucumbers in the produce section at the grocery store?
No? Yeah. Me neither.
2 comments:
I prefer eggplants.
and it doesn't matter much if they finish first once and awhile as long as they are willing to satisfy me. :P
I have no qualms w/who finishes first. (It's certainly not a race.) But you hit the nail on the head - "as long as they are willing to satisfy me."
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