Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Human Behavior I Just Don't Get, 5th Edition.

So yeah. I don't know if men do this - and truth be told, I'd rather never know - but women do the strangest things sometimes. For example, some women throw away their dirty/soiled toilet paper in the trash basket as opposed to, you know, in the toilet where it belongs. I don't get this behavior. I mean, why oh why would you throw away the toilet paper, you just clearly wiped your ass (cause I can see the ca-ca stains on it) with, in the trash can??? Were you never taught to FLUSH IT DOWN THE DAMN TOILET?

Are parents neglecting to teach their little girls (and then those little girls grow up into morons?) bathroom etiquette? Because I can think of no other reason why a woman would do this? You know aside from not knowing any better.

Ugh.

Also - I believe there some men in this world who are born with a built in radar for vulnerability. It's as if these "gifted" individuals can sense when a woman (in the case, me) is extremely vulnerable and just might be willing to do something she really shouldn't? I don't know - but my old flame (Daniel) is one of those men. I am doing my damndest to resist this time. He is no good! Well, I mean, he's GOOD, but he's no good for me. Which is the most important part... right? Despite that, I am still amazed at how bad/good his timing always seems to be.

2 comments:

Sassy said...

I have seen this, and other more red wipings.

I'm still haunted almost everyday by long pubes on the seat. Bleh!

Stacy said...

maybe they grew up with bad plumbing...you know like in those little restaurants that ask you not to flush any paper because it will clog the toilet... and they jsut dont realize that most places have great pipes. I feel sorry for them. :( yuck.