Some people look at the Internet as a way to mislead people. They think, I can be whoever I want to be on here and since no one really knows me, they'll have no idea if I'm telling the truth or not.
Personally, I think the Internet is the BEST opportunity to be EXACTLY who you are. To be COMPLETELY honest w/others, BECAUSE they don't know you. And if they judge you. So friggin' what!
With that in mind - I totally stole this off someone else's blog. I thought it was a cool idea and more importantly I thought it was interesting...
Apparently it's an online version of "I have never" and you're supposed to BOLD the ones you really have never done (and to make it even MORE clear, if you see something NOT bold, it means I've done it.. er, or something equivalent.)
I've Never Smoked Pot
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
I've Never Been To Japan
I've Never Been In A Taxi
I've Never Been In Love
I've Never Had Sex In Public (damnit!)
I've Never Been Dumped
I've Never Done Cocaine
I've Never Shoplifted
I've Never Been Fired
I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
I've Never Had Group Intercourse (not technically)
I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
I've Never Been Tied Up (also, damnit!)
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I've Never Been Arrested
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
I've Never Lied To A Friend
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
I've Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I've Never Been To Europe
I've Never Skipped School
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker (yet!)
I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I've Never Had Sex At The Office
I've Never Been Married
I've Never Been Divorced
I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I've Never Posed Nude
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I've Never Killed Anyone
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner (bruises yes)
I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I've Never Eaten Sushi
I've Never Been Snowboarding
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I've Never Flashed Anyone
2 comments:
Please tell me how you came to have sex at the office. I am totally amazed by people who do this. A good friend of mine used to do it all the time at his office, and I just don't understand how it works without getting caught. Enlighten me!!
The secret is to work in a small office environment. This happened about 2 jobs ago when I worked w/3 other people who loved to go home early. I could NEVER get away w/it now. Well, at least not unless I wanted to lose me job.
But what a way to go...
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