I eluded to this list in the past, so here it is. Well, at least it's a good start:
1. Cockroaches. Especially the really large ones w/the HUGE antennae.
2. Tom's webbed toes (see my February 8 post)
3. Pabst Blue Ribbon beer
4. Steve Nash (he plays for the Phoenix Suns - YUCK!)
5. Those squishy water-filled stress relievers that fly out of your hands when you grip them.
6. (I read this on someone else's blog) The sound/noise heard when stirring Mac-n-Cheese, especially now that it's been compared to the sound heard when a dog is licking his nuts.
7. Open mouth kisses between anyone over the age of 60 (you'd be surprised how often I am exposed to this bit of weirdness).
8. Barbacoa (for those of you unfamiliar w/it, it's the meat from a cow's head) - especially if when you're eating a Barbacoa taco and BAM - COW EYEBALL!
9. Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper - I mean, what's next Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper w/Lemon and Lime???!?!
10. French tip toenails - why would you WANT your toenails to look LONGER?!
11. (This is a long one) A particular episode of "WildBoyz" - the one where Steve-O squeezed fish eggs and fish gizz out of dead salmon, sloshed it around in his mouth and then spit it out. This STILL makes me a little nauseous just thinking about it. Enjoy. :-D
12. Men's bikini underwear
13. White girls w/cornrows
14. Male blonde leg hair!
This last one is unexplainable, but it totally gives me the willies!
BTW - the last barbacoa taco I ate was about 3 years ago when I found an eyeball in my taco. According to Moms and Pops, that's more common than not. Ewwwwww.
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