So everytime I open a new window it opens up like 6" by 11" (or something like that).
Then I have to either stretch it myself or open it "full window".
Basically, if I have to do this one more time I will be throwing my work computer on the ground and stomping on it a la "Office Space" and the fax machine scene.
Sonofa!
(And before suggesting to stretch it and then close all windows. Yeah, tried that and it still didn't motherfuckin' work! Ugh!)
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I just got home from work and was cruising through the blogs and my computer (a hand-me-down from work) was doing the same ole "not responding" crapola. It would've been funny if I'd read your line about the scene in "Office Space" before that happened for the 100th time. Hopefully, your computer will get over itself and act straight soon.
First, I thought you were talking about a window, window...to the outside world...
Are you using a Mac?
To Set a Default Window Size:
a) Close all but one browser window.
b) Open a new window from a link on the open window.
c) Close the old window (not the new one you just opened).
d)Adjust the window to the size you've always dreamed about...(you can't use the maximize button for this - there must be some mouse and elbow grease on the contortions...)
Now...the grand finale step>>>>
e) HOLD DOWN THE CTRL KEY WHILE CLOSING THE WINDOW
Am I genius? Or just another substandard provider of already tried & failed solutions?
Aww thank Dana! Fortunately, everything was fixed the next day. I'm thinking my computer knew I was talking shit about it and decided to take care of itself before I had to destroy it. But love you more for hooking me up!
Did you just call me a hooker? =) I guess it sounds better than geeky obscure computer tricks whore...I'll just re-adjust my phish-net stockings and be on my way then. By the way, there's no point fighting with computer poltergeists, if that was your problem. Posession is 9/10ths of the law. nyuk nyuk nyuk
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