A straight face is not possible

I'm listening to my XM Online (I heart you XM! Seriously! If only it weren't socially unacceptable, because you and I... well, let me just say, it'd be... hot.) and the following song came on... "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias. Now, I like me some Enrique. He's attractive, his name is Enrique, and he's Latin. 'Nuff said!

But I digress.

Have you listened to his lyrics???

No? Here we go:

(whispered) Let me be your hero

Would you dance,
If I asked you to dance?
Would you run,
And never look back?

Would you cry,
If you saw me crying?
And would you save my soul,
tonight?

Would you tremble,
If I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?

Oh please tell me this.

Now would you die,
For the one you love?
Hold me in your arms,
tonight.

I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

Would you swear,
That you'll always be mine?
Or would you lie?
Would you run and hide?

Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
You're here, tonight.

I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.

I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

Oh, I just wanna to hold you.
I just wanna to hold you.

Oh yeah.

Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
Well I don't care...
You're here, tonight.

I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by your forever.
You can take my breath away.

I can be your hero.
I can kiss away the pain.
And I will stand by you, forever.

You can take my breath away.
You can take my breath away.

First off... he FUCKIN' whispers "Let me be your hero". Whenever I hear this... it's an immediate BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA response from me. I can't stop giggling. So then I wonder how in the world this man can truly sing his own song with a straight face. It just... it's incomprehensible.