American Idol

Ah - glorified Karaoke.

First off, lemme tell you - I love to Karaoke.

I think it is the best fun one can have sober.

Yo, it's hella-fun even when you booze it up too!

I have a few songs that I call my "usuals" when I sing karaoke.
"Sweet Child of Mine" (Guns N Roses)
"I Can't Make You Love me" (Bonnie Raitt)
"Something to Talk About" (Bonnie Raitt)
Notice a pattern yet?

Anyway. If you're down for karaoke night FR, lemme know I'll borrow
my dad's karaoke machine and we'll do it.

Back to American Idol. I am a fan. I admit it. I watched Season 1
pretty religiously, same w/Season 3. I couldn't get into Season 2,
cause let's face it - Ruben was BORING (talented, but BORING) and Clay
Aiken... HOLY SHIT don't get me started. He is SO damn annoying. I
am not a violent person by nature, but I really think if I were to
ever meet him I would want to smack him around and call him "My Little
Bitch".

Anyway, this season has been a bit of a disappointment. My favorite
(Jessica Sierra) has already been booted - so now I have to pick
another favorite. Which is not really very easy - cause none of the
others really stand out to me. The worst is this one guy who is (I
kid you not!) literally an exact replica of My Little Bitch. I mean,
spikey hair, contacts after the first 2 episodes, you name it!
Unfortunately, this guy sings even WORSE than Clay - and yet because
he's been marketed to all the teeny-boppers, he's still around.
Pisses the shit out of me.

*Side note: "Pisses the shit out of me"... a bit graphic, but I think
you understand my point.
So now I must decide who will get my vote.

Decisions. Decisions.