Wednesday, April 27, 2005

How old is TOO old?

So how old is too old? What was the largest age difference between you and a significant other? Does age really matter?

I think the largest and most significant age difference I've ever had was when I was 19 and my boyfriend at the time was 26. At the time, that was a pretty big difference. But we were both in school (me undergrad, him graduate) and so it worked. For a while. But when it didn't work, boy was it BAD.

Then when I was 21 I dated a 27 year old. A better situation certainly, but as I was graduating, he was looking for a wife. Uh, no thanks.

Then I did the unthinkable. At 25, for about a month I dated a 21 year old. HOLY SHIT was that a mistake. I wish I could blame all of it on the age difference but there was more to it than that... but STILL, what the hell was I thinking?!?!

You know... now that I think about it... 25 was really a bad year for me. I should have known - damn porn shop.

So, my coworker - we call her J-Lo - is married to a man 46 years her senior!!! Uh, yeah. Hello Celine Dion! Course it doesn't hurt that he is a millionaire cardiac surgeon who still practices at the age of 78. YIKES!!!

Every time I think about it, I sort of vomit a little in my mouth. But ya know, love knows no boundaries.

Love is blind.

Age ain't nothing but a number.

Blah Blah Blah.

YO, I still think that's just nasty!

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