Ode to Jelly Belly

Ah, the Jelly Belly. One of God's truest gifts to us all.

And of the 50 different flavors you have given us, the sweetest and most joyous is "Red Apple".

I have tasted heaven and it tastes like "Red Apple".

So glorious is this candy to mine taste buds that I am physically UNABLE to keep my eyes closed when consuming them. That the RED DELICIOUSNESS of this jelly bean has me so enamored, that I am at a loss for words when asked to describe it's true place in my heart.

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I can't go so far as to use the phrase "food orgasm" when talking about the "Red Apple" Jelly Belly, cause let's face it, it's just a little tiny candy and I would hardly be able to stand up if that were the case. Especially after eating a handful. Nevertheless, they are pretty damn good.