One of the major frustrations in my life... Sexual Tension. Notice it is capitalized. I must give it its due respect.
Sexual Tension is currently the thorn in my side. It's like when you get something stuck in your teeth... it's there, you can't seem to get it out and eventually it starts to hurt. That's how I feel about Sexual Tension.
Some may argue and say:
"oh, it's great. All the cool kids are doing it!"
"It's exciting."
"Reminds you that you're alive."
Know what I say to that?
BITE ME!
Clearly you have never experienced a RECORD Sexual Tension experience. I'm talking about 8 years here... going on 9! That's ridiculous.
Unfortunately, circumstances as they stand prevent any further course of action. In the meantime - it's like some big white elephant in the room. Well, I say screw that. I'm ready to address it - embrace it - and get naked.
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