My Best Friend's Wedding

Do you remember the movie? 

 

The one w/Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney (sp?), and Cameron Diaz as the sweet and innocent bride-to-be who just wants to be liked?  (PUKE!)

 

Okay, insert me as Julia Roberts (not too bad of a stretch, we both have curly brown hair and brown eyes).  My friend Jimmy as Dermot (quite a stretch!!!!) and his fiance as Cameron (YEAH!  RIGHT!). 

 

Although the two stories are not identical and I am not currently planning on doing anything to break up the wedding - it's still a situation I am just not looking forward to dealing with. 

 

It's bound to be a bit awkward though.  And under most circumstances the best way to deal with this would be to go w/a hot date and get blissfully drunk off my ass and have an amazing time.  HOWEVER, this weekend is FIESTA in San Antonio and I'm not seeing anyone seriously, so I couldn't find anyone to go out of town with me AND I'm driving myself so I can't very well get too drunk. 

So now I have to go stag and stay sober.  This sucks big hairy donkey balls.

 

And I can't blow it off cause even though we aren't very close anymore we once were extremely close.  In fact, he WAS my best friend for about two years.  We have been through a lot together, but times and circumstances change and now he's more of an "old friend".  But I know if I was getting married and he wasn't there, I'd be disappointed. 

 

Let's hope I survive.  (Gee, Drama Queen much?)