Your hair looks really nice today.
Oh yeah, what does THAT mean? My hair normally looks like shit? F you!
I love your earrings.
Why cause I normally have such horribly ugly earrings on that you'd rather shave your head than borrow my earrings?!
Who are YOU going out with tonight?
Why, cause I can't just wear a nice top for myself? It's gotta be for someone else or something, huh. Pshaw!
You look so pretty today. I almost didn't recognize you.
So what you're saying is that usually I look like ca-ca and you can't believe it's me?
You got a lot of work done today.
Oh what, I'm normally just some lazy Mexican who only works when I wanna work?
You are the best kisser I've ever had!
So, what you're saying is, I'm the best kisser you've ever had... ever? hehe. Thanks. :D
See what I mean? Double-edged compliments. Yeah well, you can keep your so-called compliments. Ya bastards!
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