School's Out for Summer!

No, I'm not still in school, that's just what popped into my head.

I enjoy the summer a lot.

I mean, who dare not call 97+ degree weather everyday, a car interior so hot you lose layers of skin on the hot dash and steering wheel, reruns every night on TV, and very weird tan lines (don't ask) FUN?

Shame on you.

Anyway, it all starts with Memorial Day weekend! Well, in most places. Down here it's already 9(fuckin')5 degrees, ALL of my favorite shows are in rerun land, and I already have weird tan lines. But I digress.

Here are a few truly good things about the summer:

My Birthday - A day in which to celebrate ME.

Pools/Swimming - My absolute favorite way to get some cardio in AND when you add friends and booze it automatically becomes a party.

My Birthday - It's in July.

Minor league baseball games - Tickets are cheaper than a movie AND there are attractive players you can heckle.

My Birthday - I'll be 27.

Summer Blockbusters - Batman Begins (oh please don't disappoint me!), Fantastic Four, Bewitched, etc

My Birthday - There WILL be a party. Everyone is invited.

NBA finals - Spurs VS Detroit!

And then of course there is my birthday. July 2nd.