REALLY!?
That's so awesome. I really could use 2 extra inches too. I mean, my penis is just three inches long now, and all the ladies out there know there ain't NOTHING you can do with 3 inches except smile politely and fake it. (No, seriously - if you don't think we're faking it, then you are deluding yourself. But then again, you probably don't care or at the very least you are trying to convince yourself otherwise.)
Anyway.
Uhm... WHAT THE HELL!?!
Is there ANYTHING at all masculine about the name "Arianna" that says I must be a male and must therefore be on every damn spam e-mail list for such clearly useful products and whatnot.
Why or why do I continue to get these ridiculous spam emails?
There oughta be a law.
I am so sick of these e-mails. I'll thank you to just send me the "larger breasts" and "thinner waistline" e-mails. Those at least I can think "hmm, I wonder", then move on after seeing the pricetag.
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