If you cannot remember Part Uno (big ups to all my Latino readers), see attached link:
Things That Wig Me out Part Uno
Moving on:
15. That commercial for Gatorade Extreme (or something to that effect, I cannot recall). The one where all the athletes bodies just dissolve into little tiny pieces. Holy shit that's messed up!
16. Back acne. Yikes. (Knock on wood, this is pretty much never a problem for me.) Oh, but bonus points for me for squishing the two words into one - Backne.
17. When people have two different colored eyes - like Kate Bosworth. You know that's the sign of the devil, right?
18. Large plate-sized nipples. Men or women.
19. Marathon runners whose bodies "shut down". I've seen it on TV - their entire body literally stops working, they fall straight down to the ground. Their legs and arms are all jelly-like - and usually they can't even crawl to the end. Oh god, it's horrible.
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